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RUMOURED

Below are a list of several film ideas that we are currently dabbling with, but please note they are just ideas and may never see the light of day:

* Suicide - By Any Means Neccesary: The Story Of Bob

A documentary following a previous S&J Character called Bob, as he attempts to kill himself next Thursday.......by any means necessary.

 

* Stretcher

We follow cheesy medical drama actor Doctor Dave Stretcher aka Drew Luxus, as he is harrased and kidnapped by an obsessed fan.

* Robin Hood 2033: The Android Years - The Fight For Freedom

A fake trailer for a cheesy sci-fi film. It's an idea we've had for ages but have never had the budget to pull it off well, but you never know it could happen......

 

PRE - PRODUCTION

Exploitation Decapitation IV


The trailer starts with a voice over:

"In 2001 we brought you the gripping award winning courtroom drama Exploitation Decapitation. In which a young man, Jeff Jefferson, was sent to prison for an horrendous hit and run accident"

We see images of Jeff knocking someone down we a car and ending up in court. He is being questioned by a lawyer. The lawyer says to Jeff "what are you trying to Exploit me", Jeff replies "no I'm going to decapitate you", the lawyer comes in close to Jeff's face "what is this some kind of Exploitation Decapitation!". We see a judges hammer slammed down and we hear the word guilty echoed through the court room……

"In 2003 we brought you Exploitation Decapitation II: The Paradox Of Tomorrow. In which our hero Jeff Jefferson, sentenced to one and half years in prison, finds a time portal in his cell and is able to go back ten days before the hit and run accident, and is able to try and prevent it. Unfortunately something else went into the portal with him and Jeff fail's to stop the accident and manages to kill his future self in the process, resulting in him being trialled for a double murder and receiving a further fifteen years in prison…..in solitary confinement."

We see Jeff in prison jumping into a portal. We see a small animal follow him through the portal. We see the car accident again and the future version of Jeff getting killed. We see the judges hammer and the word guilty is echoed through the court room once more. Jeff is chucked in to prison.

"In 2005 we brought you Exploitation Decapitation Part III: The Solitary Prison Of Death. In which accused hit and run artist Jeff Jefferson battled his inner demons as he was kept in solitary confinement of the mental ward of a Turkish prison. Battling his fellow inmates and the ghost of his father, Jeff slowly went insane in this award winning third part of the Exploitation Decapitation franchise."

We see Jeff in prison uniform in prison. He screams and goes insane.

"Now in 2008 S&J Productions in association with Morbid Monk pictures and Torture Films and the Turkish arts council, bring you the biggest thrill ride of you life. Mike Richards as Jeff Jefferson returns in Exploitation Decapitation IV: The Cure At The Passage Of Salvation. This time Jeff is now free from his prison, but it has had a terrible effect on his mental health, and Jeff finds himself not quite the same man he was when he went in. Jeff now diagnosed with four terminal brain tumours, must find the cure to his illness at the passage of salvation, where a mysterious monk holds the key to solving his life threatening condition. The only problem is getting to the passage is not going to be quite as easy as Jeff first thought. To find the cure Jeff must do battle with a whole host of foes. Only one thing is certain, those who stand in Jeff's way will be DECAPATED!"

In the end of the trailer Jeff meets the monk, and it's non other than Matt Jacobs a well known Steven Segal impersonator. The monk tells Jeff that he is cured, the cure was the journey he endured to get to the monk. He is now healed.

PRODUCTION

CREDIT CRUNCH CHRISTMAS

Times are tight, and Santa has to go to extreme lengths to deliver on his promise to the kids. Filming has finished on this one, and its now being edited while some additional shots may be needed.

Complete

100 Doughnuts

Now online, check it out now!!

 

The Price

S&J have finished filming there upcoming 'War' film, and are currently strapped to a Mac editing it as we speak! The film follows a man as he goes on a mission to get something from a German occupied area, but it doesn't go to plan.

The film was planned and shot in eight days, and it went something like this:

Sunday - James is talking about his recent trip to Berlin, and explains how interested he is in world war two. Simon says, why don't we make a war film?

Wednesday - In a heated phone conversation, James & Simon discuss possible ideas for a war film, these include a man finding a letter in modern day and seeing flashbacks of the soldier who wrote it during the war, and even a story about a nazi trying to kill himself!! They agree, after much debate, upon an idea.....

Friday - A nazi uniform arrives through the post!

Sunday - James & Simon go and look at locations for the film, and sort out all the costumes and props.

Monday - they finally get hold of some extra actors for the film, and then start shooting it at about 12 noon. By f5pm it's a wrap, everyone goes home bloody, bruised and tired.